when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself
now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time
it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all.
it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young, free and only 17.
- Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
- Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
if u call me ugly or say something mean to me in general i will literally think about it all week and hate myself so dont do that